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Holiday Lesson Special!

Hey friends! In the giving spirit of the Holidays, I am offering a "Holiday Special" on video lessons! Drum roll please......... All December long I will do personalized video lessons for $20 !! just ckick the link below, follow the instructions and then I will confirm your order and discuss what you would like to work on most. Then within 24 hrs your lesson will be sent!

ORDER NOW!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! Continue

Added by SVH on December 1, 2009 at 1:08pm — No Comments

New article posted today!

Hey folks my new article posted today to my weekly guitar column! Pop on by and check it out! http://sharemyguitar.com/blog/kicking-the-habit/ Much Love! SVH Continue

Added by SVH on November 16, 2009 at 3:39pm — No Comments

SVH writing a new guitar column.

Hey brothers and sisters, it's your 'ole pal SVH here and I'm excited to tell all my good friends here at Mind Over Metal that I am now writing a weekly guitar and music column for a new music website and startup magazine. The first article went live this morning so feel free to check it out and tell your friends! http://sharemyguitar.com/blog/illumi...olor-of-sound/ I'm also putting together the first video lesson to post in… Continue

Added by SVH on November 12, 2009 at 11:28am — 2 Comments

VIDEO LESSONS READY TO ROCK!!!!

Hey Folks, I'm happy to announce I am now set up to offer video guitar and vocal lessons!! The first option I have is personalized hour long lessons. Each lesson will offer insights and exercises that will be personally tailored to the needs of each student. I will also be doing some general video lessons that will be posted soon for individual purchase. So check it out and sign up today! Scott "SVH" Von Heldt

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Added by SVH on October 12, 2009 at 11:09am — No Comments

BANNED from Target!!!

WHY WIVES SHOULDN'T TAKE HUSBANDS SHOPPING my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target.. Dear Mrs.Wadding Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced… Continue

Added by TWIRLER on September 1, 2009 at 6:35pm — 1 Comment

The Gâyatrî Mantra

Hey Friends, As I have just been diving deeper and deeper into my spiritual life I from time to time am handed something from the ether that just resonates with me. This mantra here is one such goodie that I have heard many times before but recently read that aside from it's deep spiritual application, this mantra also invokes the energy of the sun this month as the sun is in Leo. Hey I'm a Leo!!! I don't get much into astrology, but I do feel the warming peace of God in me when I chant this or… Continue

Added by SVH on August 25, 2009 at 10:41am — No Comments

Question?

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes. Continue

Added by TWIRLER on August 5, 2009 at 8:17pm — No Comments

New Dates Posted!!

Just got home after a LONG and HOT weekend in Oklahoma - I'm pooped! More updates coming soon, for now heres all the newest dates: NEW DATES POSTED NOW!!! Posted: Aug 3, 2009 Upcoming Shows ( view all ) Aug 14 2009 6:30P Whisky A Go Go West Hollywood, California Aug 16 2009 7:30P VBF Campus Bakersfield, California Aug 18 2009 7:00P BABYLON CLUB Fresno, California Aug 19 2009 7:00P Fat Cat Modesto, Calif. Modesto, California Aug 21 2009 8:00P Tom Festival Camas, Washington Aug 22 2009 7:00P Th… Continue

Added by SVH on August 3, 2009 at 3:30pm — 3 Comments

It's The Muppets Rock with Your Korn Out Tour

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9V360G3s34 Continue

Added by Portia Daven on July 11, 2009 at 3:54pm — 2 Comments

TRUE LOVE

TRUE LOVE An elderly gent was invited to an old friend's home for dinner one evening. He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms such as: Darling, Honey, My Love, Pumpkin, Sweetheart, etc. The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were still very much in love. While the wife was in the kitchen, the man leaned over to his host, and said: "I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your wife those lo… Continue

Added by TWIRLER on July 9, 2009 at 1:07pm — 1 Comment

Confession and Absolution

This is a form of confession I like. It is a modification of some Catholic and Lutheran confession forms I merged together and made my own. I confess before Almighty God, all the host of heaven, and you my brothers and sisters, that I have sinned in thought, word and deed, by my fault, by my own fault by my own most grievous fault, especially (here you may confess any sins you recall especially, such as, I have been a bad example to my little brother in Christ, I have not been a loving wife, I… Continue

Added by Portia Daven on July 7, 2009 at 12:00pm — 2 Comments

Biker Granny

A little 73 year old lady had always wanted to join a local bikers' club. One day she goes up and knocks on a biker's door. A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers. She proclaims, 'I want to join your club.' The guy was quite amused, but says she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join he explains. The biker asks; 'Do you have a motorcycle?' The little old lady replies, 'Yep, my bike's parked over there' and points to a flamed black Harley chopp… Continue

Added by TWIRLER on July 6, 2009 at 8:05pm — 1 Comment

I am a corpse

This was originally written June 4, 2009. Since I mentioned this blog in my earlier blog; "Freedom -true Liberty", i knew I had to add this. I hope you enjoy. ********************************************************************************************************* Today was my mom and her twin's 60th birthday. The fact that I get a 'two-fer' with them makes it nice. The way they laugh so goofy makes me laugh and the fact that I don't seem to look like them is surprising (i take after my dad's m… Continue

Added by don't label me aka bev on July 3, 2009 at 10:30pm — 3 Comments

FREEDOM - True liberty!

I wrote this for my FB page, but have been asked by a couple of people here to share something. I wasn't sure about sharing this...most of the people on FB I know. Here...not so much. I have inhibitions about exposing myself, but this isn't about me. It's about HIM! :) I'm not a 'bible thumper', I am a Christ beleiver, a disciple. I do not judge. I pray and love. Peace! bev ******************************************************************** As we come into the FREEDOM weekend, we are often remi… Continue

Added by don't label me aka bev on July 3, 2009 at 9:30am — 3 Comments

A Prayer for Musicians

Come Holy Spirit, be upon all who lift their voices in praise and song who cry out to you to heal their wounds and sound out music to your glory! Keep them safe in all their travels, clothe them with your righteousness, strenghten them in their journey and keep their hearts and minds close to you Amen Continue

Added by Portia Daven on June 30, 2009 at 12:19pm — 2 Comments

(answer) Michael Jacksons glove

What's soft and white and found in little boys underpants ? Continue

Added by TWIRLER on June 25, 2009 at 6:00pm — No Comments

Thought for the Day:

"No woman will ever be truly satisfied... because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money." Continue

Added by TWIRLER on June 24, 2009 at 8:07pm — 3 Comments

One night my father was late for dinner because he was dead. November 11th, 1969. It was a beautif…

One night my father was late for dinner because he was dead. November 11th, 1969. It was a beautiful, clear, sunny afternoon for flying. Blue sky. Gold corn stubble in the fields, brown soybean stubble, long rows cut clean. He left work early, because he could. You can do that when your dad owned the business and your family owns shares, when everybody likes Bob, Bob is the funniest, friendliest guy you could know. Kind to strangers. Kinder to strangers than he was his own family, but oh well.… Continue

Added by Portia Daven on June 24, 2009 at 5:55pm — 6 Comments

Nicoderm Patches

Two priests are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals. One of them looks at the other one's penis and notices there's a Nicoderm patch on it. He looks at the other priest and says, 'I believe you're supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not your penis.' The other one replies, 'It's working just fine. I'm down to two butts a day.' ***IF YOU LAUGH....YOU'LL GO STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!! Continue

Added by TWIRLER on June 22, 2009 at 4:38pm — 1 Comment

Fathersday prayer

"Dear God, this year please send clothes for all those poor ladies on Daddy's computer, Amen." Continue

Added by TWIRLER on June 21, 2009 at 5:50pm — 1 Comment

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